Twific Anonymous

Author's Summary: Um. Hi. I don't really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

This fic had me cracking up throughout. Bella and her son, Leo, have some hilarious dialogue and I fell in love with them right away. Edward has two children named Ethan and Sophie that are just adorable. Bella does, in fact, kidnap little Ethan and Sophie, but she saves them at the same time. From there a brotherly relationship develops between Leo and Ethan, a sweet connection is formed between Bella and Sophie, and Edward is intrigued with the crazy woman who stole his kids. This is just the first chapter... Kambria Rain provides plenty more fun to read.

If you are looking for a feel good read and some laughs, Bella Swan: Kidnapper is where you should start.

Author's Summary: Love that hurts can sometimes heal. Ever wish you could go back and change something you did in life? Bella does. E x B, AH

"Under the Apple Tree" is my number one favorite of the year. Danieller123 writes beautifully. She knows how to pack tons of emotion into just a few words and she can put the reader under a spell where time, errands and other responsibilities do not exist because they become captivated with her story telling.

Let me tell you what this is about... Bella had a rough childhood and found herself alone and wandering the streets to fend for herself at a very young age. She becomes a stripper and the story begins with a vivid description of prostitution that leads to an unwanted pregnancy. Enter Edward Cullen who is a respected pediatrician with buried flaws of his own. They meet and their journey is one that leads to healing for both of them.

This fic is heavy and dark, but beautiful and inspiring at the same time. I fell in love with this Bella and Edward and I could not stop reading their story. I can't stress enough how amazing this story is. One of my favorite chapters is entitled "Windows." *Sigh*  It begins with a question...

"If someone looked into the window of your life, what would they see?"

This story is life at it's rawest. It touched my heart and really made me think. I'm so glad I didn't put this aside and you shouldn't either.

I would label "Under the Apple Tree" as epic and a must read for everyone.

Author's Summary: It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH

"Passing By" is a wonderful, well written, period piece. DeltaSwan90 does a fabulous job of taking you back in time and leading you to roam the streets of revolutionary France with Mademoiselle Swan.

One day Bella "passes by" a crowd of people who have gathered at the gallows to witness the executions of convicted felons. In the line of shackled men she catches Edward's eye and cannot look away or walk away without saving him from this ill fate so she vouches for him and there is where the story of Edward and Bella begins.

Did Edward really commit the treacherous crime he's been accused of? And is Bella safe in the presence of her new husband? I hope I've piqued your curiosity and you read this story today.

Author's Summary: How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB

STOP! WAIT! CONTINUE READING! I know... after that summary you are not sure you want to read a story where there is sure to be angst and heart fail. I won't lie, there will be moments where your heart is squeezed tight, but you HAVE to read this. I promise you will find a "happy ever after" at the end.

It's a magnificent story about life and really living it to the fullest on your own terms, not the expectations of others. I really appreciate a story that leaves me feeling inspired and just happy to have read it. "Ladder to the Sun" is a story that will tug and hug your heart. You won't be disappointed.

Author's Summary: Next-door neighbors home from college, reunited for two weeks of their summer break. Childhood memories and adult hijinks abound. Will a friendly competition strengthen childhood bonds? Or will it help to forge a new relationship between adults? AH/AU

This is one of my all time favorite fics! Bella and Jasper grew up together and are best friends. Edward is Jasper's older brother, who Bella has been secretly in love with most of her life. Years later, Jasper gets engaged to Alice and has asked both Bella and Edward to come home, back to Forks, to announce his engagement and set up a competition between Edward and Bella to see who will be his best man.

This story has it all... Moment's that will have you laughing and others that will require tissues to clean up all the snot. Every emotion Bratty-Vamp takes you through is well worth the read because "The Best Man" is truly a beautiful story. The relationship between Jasper and Bella is so precious. It's completely platonic, but touching none the less. Edward and Bella's competitive personalities make for an interesting relationship that leads to Edward finally seeing Bella as more than the little girl next door... But what does he do with those feelings? I won't tell you anymore, even though I'm dying to! You MUST read this! I promise you won't regret it.

Author's Summary: When Edward Cullen scores an entry level internship as a writer for his distant Uncle's TV Station immediately following College, his life takes some crazy turns as he makes new friends and finds love. AH, BxE, Rating it L for Lemons, Laughing and Language

This fic had me smiling and laughing the whole way through. Edward is a riot. He's... oh so clueless, but one sweet, adorable, clumsy mess. The entire gang is present in the fic as well, and you'll love them too. This is one adventure you don't want to miss... From break ins to food fights... If you're looking for a lighter read that leaves you with a happy face and heart, this ones for you.

 Author's Summary: Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort

I love this fic! It had me ignoring my husband until I finished the last updated chapter. I smiled, laughed, had heart failure, cried, and smiled again. This is a must read in my humble opinion.

Now, it IS a story about an abduction so be prepared for some angst and some scenes that may be disturbing. Also, keep in mind that Edward and Bella are not together during the abduction chapters so there is no interaction between them, but isakassees writes from both their POV's so that the reader is able to experience what both Edward and Bella are facing.


This is Not My Life is almost like reading two different types of fics rolled into one. Isakassees easily flows from action and suspense to comfort and romance. It's a beautifully written story with well developed characters and a capturing plot. Edward is an amazing father and you'll fall in love with him (**smile** I love me any type of Edward).  Bella is strong and admirable. I love her in this fic. The Cullen family is fabulous. Lily, Edward's daughter, is adorable. Charlie is a great dad and Renee is a hoot!

Don't skip this one. Read today!